[audio] @Lucky; Roommate Quest [open]

[mindofathief]

So, uh.

[Some fiddling on the other end. Duster is almost used to the audio function.]

I've been crashing here and there for the night, but considering that it's always cold and I can't risk sleeping outdoors anymore, does anyone have an open space in their house I can sleep in for the rest of the winter? I'll help with cooking.

Comments

Re: @freddie1967

[lunchbreaks]

Hello Crowley,
Who is "this guy"? Could you elaborate? I believe I have made a soft offer of our couch to a boy named Dusty.
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Aziraphale.

[ Does he know how to parent up? no ]

Re: @hello 1/2

[sauntered_downward]

🤷he's just a guy who fought a dragon idk he's all right though what does the hsp think

Text @ Soldier

[worthallthis]

[How sad it is that the Soldier knew immediately what "hsp" stood for. More sad is that it means they have to actually offer something here.]

It is your couch. If he needs it and doesn't want one of the other rooms, that's fine.

@freddie1967

[sauntered_downward]

It's OUR couch. It's OUR house.

[worthallthis]

[The ??? is intensifying. But they're not going to argue on someone else's network post.]

Okay. It's still fine.

To @lucky

[sauntered_downward]

OK you can crash on our couch

Audio

[mindofathief]

[That sure was a strange and somewhat off-putting conversation. If they live together, why don't they talk to each other?

Maybe there's things about technology Duster will never understand.]

Thanks. I didn't know all three of you lived together.

@freddie1967

[sauntered_downward]

[What, and converse with each other like adults? That's why they have tablets, to avoid that whole nonsense!]

Yeah, for a while now. Til you find somewhere suits you better, you can crash with us.

Don't be nice to the plants.

[mindofathief]

...

Are they dangerous?

[sauntered_downward]

No, they're spoiled. They need to know their place.

[mindofathief]

[Sadly, this does sound like something the Pigmasks would have created back home: a plant that sasses everyone for damage.]

...I'll be careful to give them a cold shoulder.

[sauntered_downward]

They need to know their PLACE. Can't you even try to be mean?

[mindofathief]

[Yell at the plants at how stupid they are? Is that what Crowley wants? To be like his dad?]

Ignoring them sounds pretty mean.

[sauntered_downward]

Ugh, I'm going to be surrounded by nice people.

Re: @hello 2/2

[sauntered_downward]

hang on why didn't you ask me first before offering up our couch?

[lunchbreaks]

Dear,
Well I was going to bring it up, but then I got distracted.
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