[audio] @ORACLE; [open]

[spitefullight]

[ Elden's been fiddling with this tablet thing for awhile. Want to know how long? Because for the last ten minutes his tablet has been going on and off voice, you can catch little snippets of; ]

Damn it, work you piece of-

For the love of- why does there need to be so many buttons-UUGGGGH-

[Static.....
....

Finally, though he manages to stay on audio; ]

Right, so, hi everyone, my name's Elden. We've been here a few days now and I'm pretty sure everyone's already looking into whatever's going on here.

I mean, it's a big spooky, dark town, who wouldn't want to figure out what the hell was going on. So, there were a couple of things I wanted to bring up.

One is I think we need to start compiling all the info we've found out about this place so far. Even the stuff they told us when they got here. If we're ever going to figure out why this place is perpetual night that's probably what we should do. Maybe we could keep some kind of log book in the Inn to keep us up to date.

[ He pauses before bringing up his next point. ]

Second, if there's anyone willing to go into the forest with me? I'm not sure what's in there but it'd be dangerous to go in by yourself. Especially if there are undead lurking in that forest.

All right, well that's all for now. Thanks.

Comments

@dysmas :// text

[chardismastic]

👍

[evocation]

god at least someone gets me

[chardismastic]

i mean this is a kid whose first reaction to me saying 'hey you're blocking the light' was to regress back to kindergarten waving his cape around to make an even bigger shadow

so

[spitefullight]

Hey, look, I offered to apologize and I meant it. But, you decided to go all bug eyed and creepy about it.

[chardismastic]

The number you have reached is no longer in service. Please hang up your phone and dial again.

[evocation]

wait what?

[chardismastic]

shit you not

i'm trying to clean my guns and this guy's out of nowhere holding up his cape like a dimestore dracula

[evocation]

did you throw garlic at him?

1/

[chardismastic]

as if i'd waste garlic like that

no i asked him if we had a problem and then he huffed off right before

[chardismastic]

[ wait a fucking minute. ]

3/3

[chardismastic]

you've got that magic thing going on

tell me there's a spell that can create a good bucket's worth of water out of nowhere

[evocation]

yep
that's a really simple spell
why?

[chardismastic]

son of a bitch

right after he took the hint i thought he was just sulking on another bench
but then i got drenched out of nowhere

[evocation]

yep
sounds like magic to me

[chardismastic]

that little pissant

[chardismastic]

owe you one

[evocation]

i used to do that sort of shit to my brother when i was a kid
guess that says something, huh?

[chardismastic]

that i was spared a few headaches as an only child, that's for sure

[evocation]

or that you had a super lame and boring childhood

[chardismastic]

can't say you're wrong there bud

[evocation]

so that means i'm officially cooler than you and you admit it

[chardismastic]

i said the childhood was boring and stale

i'd like to think i've made up for lost time and then some