[audio] @ORACLE; [open]

[spitefullight]

[ Elden's been fiddling with this tablet thing for awhile. Want to know how long? Because for the last ten minutes his tablet has been going on and off voice, you can catch little snippets of; ]

Damn it, work you piece of-

For the love of- why does there need to be so many buttons-UUGGGGH-

[Static.....
....

Finally, though he manages to stay on audio; ]

Right, so, hi everyone, my name's Elden. We've been here a few days now and I'm pretty sure everyone's already looking into whatever's going on here.

I mean, it's a big spooky, dark town, who wouldn't want to figure out what the hell was going on. So, there were a couple of things I wanted to bring up.

One is I think we need to start compiling all the info we've found out about this place so far. Even the stuff they told us when they got here. If we're ever going to figure out why this place is perpetual night that's probably what we should do. Maybe we could keep some kind of log book in the Inn to keep us up to date.

[ He pauses before bringing up his next point. ]

Second, if there's anyone willing to go into the forest with me? I'm not sure what's in there but it'd be dangerous to go in by yourself. Especially if there are undead lurking in that forest.

All right, well that's all for now. Thanks.

Comments

@missprincessmary; voice

[withsadness]

I found out...that the fire will never get bigger!

[...]

And that people ain't shit!

( reaction only. )

[sunborne]

[spitefullight]

....Iiiii Don't think you should be using that language. [ This girl literally sounds like a baby...or well a 10 year old at least. ]

But, right fire never goes out...check. [ he'll just write that down. ]

[withsadness]

Someone else told me that, too! But they said it first, so I think it's okay.

[This is a public network.]

[spitefullight]

Um, no. It's, it's really not. Just because someone says something doesn't automatically mean it's fine.

[withsadness]

But why would somebody say something bad on purpose?

[spitefullight]

Maybe because they're frustrated or they've got bad manners.

[withsadness]

That's no good! It's important to have nice manners. That's how you make friends! I know because I read so.

@dysmas :// text

[chardismastic]

👍

[withsadness]

Oh! Oh, you made a little hand appear!

[AMAZE?]

[chardismastic]

it's called an emoji

there should be a :) somewhere on your keyboard when you have the text function on
give it a shot

[withsadness]

[She needs a second here, she's not the best with the keyboard. Still, this isn't a difficult mission, so before long he gets:]

😃

[And then, excitedly, rapid fire:]

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[chardismastic]

bingo

when you hold that button down there should be a whole other bunch of options for you
go nuts kid

[withsadness]

THANG OU LOVE YOU!!!
🤡🤡🤡

[She tries her best...]

@raylan, text

[ultimatums]

Proud of you kiddo

[withsadness]

Really?

[Okay, admittedly, she doesn't fully understand why, but her own father never told her he was proud of her so this is a very important moment even if it's a shitpost.]

I'll make you proud every day!

@drake; text

[nonscriptum]

i can only imagine who instilled this piece of sage wisdom

[ultimatums]

[ are his ears burning... ]

[nonscriptum]

[ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

[withsadness]

It was Raylan!

[So there you go.]

[nonscriptum]

Oh, I figured.

[ Only so many people in this place who use ain't that regularly. ]

[withsadness]

It's easy to tell because he's so smart and funny, right?

[Something like that?]

[nonscriptum]

Yeah, that's definitely it. You hit the nail right on the head, kid.

[withsadness]

I'm a great judge of character!

[Clear...ly...]

@witch

[hext]

[ she just... pauses, slack-jawed for about a full minute, before finally replying, ]

You know what, little one, none of us can deny either of those things.