text @vegemight open // cw: discussion of violence

[magnitudes]

so I saw that there’s some weekly combat classes, that’s good and that
but I’m after something more cathartic and less educational

anyone down for some bareknuckle brawling?
no magic or powers or whatever wild shit you got, just ourselves

no one under 21 but
if you can’t legally buy a drink in some wild NYC bar crawl then we aren’t fighting

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[magnitudes]

thank the tap dancing lord you said those were sound effects, I never would have grasped it otherwise

this might come as a shock to you, but I’m perfectly capable of functioning through pain
there’s worse things to break than your nose

I can look after myself, bless your cottons though.

- person being condescended to by woman with Napoleon complex

[maisel]

My cottons are blessed and if you're saying that in a condescending way I'm going to find you.

I'm worried about you. Since out first meeting you've proven to be a little low on the impulse control. [ Says the hypocrite. ]

- Mrs Maisel, who is now doing this out of sheer spite.

[magnitudes]

Can it be genuine and affectionate and a little bit condescending just to satisfy my cynicism quota?

( The next part takes longer for her to compose. For a while she’s just sitting in her and Molly’s place, back against the wall, Thinking. )

Don’t waste your energy worrying about me. It’d be like changing the tyres on a car that’s going to the wrecking yard.

- Sarissa Theron