text; @bacura

[mellowyellow]

Hey, it's Masaomi here! Bringing you the most important PSA of your life.

Maybe you've seen me around lately, and if you have, you probably noticed something missing!

See, I'm a pretty fashionable dude, not that you'd know it with this lumberjack chic theme the store's got going on. Anyway, I died as every bad ass guy should: with all my flashy jewelry! Which means I still had it on me when the ferry sank and I waded to this sorry shore.

Those cheeky forest spirits stole one of my earrings when everything was going missing, but it wasn't with everything else when I went to check. I've searched this freaking town from top to bottom ever since, and not a single precious glint has caught my eye!

It's a nightmare! The tragedy of the ages!

I've been scouring this dump for too long to come up empty, so now, I have no choice but to involve you all in my woeful hardships.

Cuz this earring? It's not just another normal earring, okay. It's a family heirloom passed down through the generations: a MAGIC earring.

One day, I'll give it to a super cute, amazing, totally-hot-for-me chick, and we'll be soul married on the supernatural plane in order to maintain Earth's proper balance, so you absolutely have to help me find it!

Right now!

The Earth is at stake!

If the one who finds it is a total babe, I may even let you keep it. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

[It is, in fact, just another normal earring. Masaomi and all of his accessories are the opposite of magical. But it's also one of the only things he has left from when he was alive, so Masaomi is milking this for all its worth. Help him find his jewelry, guys.]

Comments

[pearlstrings]

[Sorry Masa, them's the breaks]

Weren't they all mice?

[originallutece]

Really? I prefer the latter. It's far more satisfying to crush an ego than it is to flirt with a person you don't know.

But then again: I rarely have trouble crushing others. Perhaps it's different if it's difficult.

text, @purrsona

[survivaltricks]

I think I found it.

[note: he did not find it]

[mellowyellow]

That's what Disney wants you to think.

[mellowyellow]

[Oh.

Oh.

He doesn't expect that, doesn't even know what to do with it at first. He has to sit up, resituate himself and reread the text to make sure it's real. Too bad, it is. He frowns down at his tablet as he considers what her goal is with this. She might just be trying to psych him out, but that doesn't necessarily mean she's lying.

If he wants to keep her typing, he's probably better off addressing everything while not taking it too seriously.]

The whole point is getting to know them!

Every date is a chance to learn something new and crazy cute about someone, but if you beat down your first date every time, you'll never get a second!

Then you're stuck surrounded by nothing but a bunch of ugly dudes with broken noses.

[It's kind of lame. He should know.]

[mellowyellow]

[Naughty boy.]

Really? For serious?? It's still intact, right? You didn't break it out of jealousy or anything?!

@hello

[lunchbreaks]

Dearest Masaomi,
I'm so sorry you've lost your earring. They'd stolen some items of mine as well. I'll keep an eye out for you. What did it look like?
Yours,
Aziraphale.

[survivaltricks]

No, but it was tempting. If I return it, do I get a reward?

[mellowyellow]

.............I can give you the yellow gel pen.

[Because that one's hard to write with anyway.]

[mellowyellow]

Um.

You don't have to do that. That "dearest" and "yours" crap. I'm nobody's dearest anything!

Do look for the earring though. It's cataclysmic levels of important!!

It's a metal stud! Silver not gold so it stands out more! And it's super clean. Cleaner than anything you'll find here! I had to make sure everyone could still see it in the dark.

There's no point in being flashy if your accessories don't flash!

[survivaltricks]

Red or no deal.

[does he even have a red gel pen akira!!]

[mellowyellow]

[YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN, PURRSONA.]

Fine.

But you have to draw me something with it, and you only get to keep the pen if I like the drawing!

[survivaltricks]

Perfect. Prepare to be amazed by my superior art skills.

[YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE EARRING, AKIRA]

[pearlstrings]

Or course.

I suppose the question then is, are you going to make a dress?

[lunchbreaks]

[ Congrats, you have the least helpful descriptions yet. ]

Masaomi -

I will look for it. Is there anything on the stud?

-Aziraphale.

[mellowyellow]

No way! Why waste the effort when I can just snap my fingers and summon a fairy god mother to do it for me?

[That's not how Cinderella goes, Masaomi.]

[mellowyellow]

[Look, if this guy actually wastes his time drawing him a cool gel pen picture, then Masaomi will give him the pen even without the earring. What a champ.]

The Invincible. 204.

I'm feeling dragons.

[survivaltricks]

[A SUPER CHAMP]

You're literally three doors down form me. See you in five.

[it's more like five seconds when Akira comes banging on Kida's door, though (okay in reality it's closer to a minute, but still).]

[IS HE REALLY GOING TO SEE THIS CHARADE THROUGH]

[mellowyellow]

[Yeah. You'd think if it's so important, he'd be taking this more seriously. Oh well.]

It's a star! A silver star! Like I could pick any other shape and still be me.

[originallutece]

I can think of worse things.

Out of curiosity: how many times have you actually gotten to the first date stage?

[pearlstrings]

Are you sure you actually know this story?

[lunchbreaks]

Masaomi,
Right, of course. Silly question, that.

I'll keep a weather eye out.
-Aziraphale.

[mellowyellow]

[That is just enough time for Masaomi to bounce up off his bed and grab the spiral graph notebook he'd found at the general store. When he opens the door, this notebook is the first thing he shoves in poor Akira's face.]

Trade ya!

[CAN'T BACK DOWN NOW, BOY.]

[mellowyellow]

Hey! I am PRIME real estate! A total hunk!

Chicks from all over came running to hunt this top grade man meat!

[Once. The answer is once.]

[mellowyellow]

.....It might've been a while since I watched it.

There was definitely a devil cat in it.