AUDIO. @VEGEMIGHT; OPEN.

[magnitudes]

( Hello there, darkness dwellers. Is this a new voice you here? It sure is, lucky you. The accent is Australian, broad almost to the point of cliche, and there's something oddly lackadaisical about it, given the... well. The everything, really. )

So, not being funny, but has anyone, I dunno... fallen off the ferry and gotten a bit cuddly with some mysterious glowy, kinda ethereal-seeming tentacles?

Asking for a friend.

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IT'S ALL GOOD real life happens sometimes!!

[survivaltricks]

So it's more takoyaki than calamari.

[SEMANTICS]

[magnitudes]

You know, you're right, but I'm older than you so I'm over-ruling you.

[survivaltricks]

Ah. Is that how it works?

I bet a majority vote from my fellow "younger than Sarissa" clan can overturn your overruling.

[magnitudes]

Yeah, but no one will have hair as good as mine, so.

( A sigh, dramatic. ) I know it seems odd, but I don't make the rules.

[survivaltricks]

Ah.

I had no idea I lived in a hairistocracy.

[BADUM TISH]

[magnitudes]

I've never been prouder in my life. I feel like... like I have succeeded as a parent.

( Hand on her heart. So moved. )

[survivaltricks]

Is that what parenthood is about? Teaching your kid how to pun?

[magnitudes]

If it's not then my parents did a shitty job.

( hahaha she laughs like it's a joke how funny how good
no her parents really did do a shitty job tho RIP )

[survivaltricks]

[CRACKS UP]

[because he doesn't know there is some truth to that statement. . .]

Hm. That makes two of us, then.

I have no idea where I got it from.

[magnitudes]

Maybe it's a divine gift, eh?

[survivaltricks]

So I'm blessed by a god?

I don't think I like that.

[magnitudes]

Smart. Gods are generally pretty fickle.