AUDIO. @VEGEMIGHT; OPEN.

[magnitudes]

( Hello there, darkness dwellers. Is this a new voice you here? It sure is, lucky you. The accent is Australian, broad almost to the point of cliche, and there's something oddly lackadaisical about it, given the... well. The everything, really. )

So, not being funny, but has anyone, I dunno... fallen off the ferry and gotten a bit cuddly with some mysterious glowy, kinda ethereal-seeming tentacles?

Asking for a friend.

Comments

[magnitudes]

I feel like this is where shit could get confusing, if you don't know the music I know. But, personally, I feel like any Whitney Houston number would be bloody glorious.

[necromantiae]

Oh, I know Whitney. Not personally, unfortunately, but I know her music and I think a power ballad of a duet would be amazing.

( so, consider him a fan of that idea. )

I'd throw some money at you.

[magnitudes]

Oh, man, you raised my hopes. Imagine how great this place would be if Whitney was here?

( RIP her hopes and dreams. )

You could throw money at me in the meantime. Help me fund the idea.

[necromantiae]

What money would you like me to throw at you?

( death didn't make him rich. )

Unless you mean Monopoly money because I can probably find that and throw it at you.

[magnitudes]

I mean, I'll take it. It won't be the Indecent Proposal re-enactment I was hoping for, but I'll do my best.

[necromantiae]

I think I must have missed that one.

( it sounds scandalous though. )

Indecent Proposal?

[magnitudes]

Demi Moore rolls around on a bed of money. I don't really member anything else. Michale Douglas or Robert Redford might be in it. Or Harrison Ford? Shit, I don't know.

[necromantiae]

Demi Moore rolls around on a bed of money? Shit, how'd they know that's my ultimate fantasy?

( just never had enough real money to make that happen. )

[magnitudes]

I know, I know. Except I bet I'd manage to get cookie crumbs or something in amongst the cash. It'd be a disaster. Can't vacuum crumbs out of money.

[necromantiae]

I could deal with crumbs on money if it was a lot of money. I'd just use it to buy more cookies.

( checkmate. )

[magnitudes]

Genius, you’re an actual genius. A mastermind.

What’s your name, anyway?

[necromantiae]

Ambrose Spellman.

( nice to meet you and all that. )

Pleasure. I've been here awhile now and I'm really craving cookies.

[magnitudes]

Ambrose, lucky for you that I, Sarissa Theron, am a pretty great cook.
What kinda cookies you want?

[necromantiae]

Are you serious?

( not gonna look that gift horse in the mouth. )

Peanut butter chocolate chip.

( the best. )

[magnitudes]

Nice. Any allergies?

( time for baking? time for baking )

[necromantiae]

Not that I'm aware of so if we hit on one that I didn't know, I won't hold it against you.

( it was the least he could do. )