AUDIO. @VEGEMIGHT; OPEN.

[magnitudes]

( Hello there, darkness dwellers. Is this a new voice you here? It sure is, lucky you. The accent is Australian, broad almost to the point of cliche, and there's something oddly lackadaisical about it, given the... well. The everything, really. )

So, not being funny, but has anyone, I dunno... fallen off the ferry and gotten a bit cuddly with some mysterious glowy, kinda ethereal-seeming tentacles?

Asking for a friend.

Comments

[broplaints]

Yeah but
That's gotta come in handy right?

[magnitudes]

I mean, avoiding hugs does make it harder for people to stick "kick me" signs on my back

( that's what he meant, right )

[broplaints]

Sure
But have you considered
You could literally hug your enemies to death

[magnitudes]

I had an ex like that, actually
she'd be the little spoon and it was like suddenly you were going to get smothered by all the hair
very swooshy but very dangerous