[text] @keeper; EVENT POST: LIGHT UP THE NIGHT [open]

[beaconkeeper]

Hi everyone!! I've got some exciting news!!!! O:

Oh, wait, hold on - a couple weeks ago Peter pointed out that you guys like super don't know what I look like or anything since I'm not around town. Whoops! I forgot! I'm sorry! So, like, here's a little selfie to dispel the ~mystery~...

[She attaches a picture!]

That's meeee. :) Super cute, right? But OK!!! Moving onto the fun stuff.

You should all head down to the beach like right away! I got some reeeeeeally neat stuff off the ferry this month to put on a little show for you guys... You might be able to see it a little bit from town, but your best bet is gonna be the beach! Keep your eye on the lighthouse!

And then after that, I have a cool event planned for you guys! I was thinking, like, the bonfire is still pretty contained in one spot, right? Rastus was telling me there's only a handful of torches around town, and I get that? I get that you want to like conserve this resource and all, super glad you're taking it real seriously, but like! It's meant to be USED, you know? Don't be that guy that hoards a buncha potions in Pokemon because "oh no what if I need all 99x of them one day!!!" but like, you're already fighting the Elite Four, you know?

My point is, Rastus is gonna be handing out torches like frickin' candy over the next couple days! You can take as many as you want, BUT you gotta make sure to place them around town to light this place the heck up! Put 'em in buildings or your houses or like, hell, you can light up paths and stuff to make traveling around easier! Put some on the beach to help with the dock you guys are building! IDK just put 'em in places! Use! The! Resource!

Sound good? Great! Come check out my little show down on the beach 'cos it's starting super soon! And then go DECORATE~ :) And be nice to Rastus since, like, between you and me? Talking him into a bonfire free-for-all was NOT easy. I owe him like a billion favors. You're welcome! Byeee!

Comments

@kingsknight

[broplaints]

Why do I get the feeling you've never gone into a boss fight with two potions to your name and no healer?

[beaconkeeper]

Cos I haven't! I come PREPARED. 💃

[broplaints]

So what you're saying is
Hoarding all of those potions really isn't a bad idea
Kind of like it might be a good idea not to waste the bonfire

[beaconkeeper]

Is this what you consider "wasting"?

[broplaints]

Don't get me wrong
Lighting this place up isn't a bad idea
But Rastus keeps track of what we're doing with them for a reason
This way we could just be tossing them into the lake

[beaconkeeper]

Oh, trust me, we're still keeping track of the torches. And like, technically...? nothing's ever stopping you from tossing them into the lake?

I mean, don't, but it's always been the honor system is what I'm saying.

[broplaints]

You know for something so important
You'd think you would have a better system

[beaconkeeper]

I mean, that'd be lovely, but implementing anything more strict would be reeeeeally tough.

Like, we can't keep an eye on all torches at all times...