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[ Recent events are enough of a push to get him to do what he was waffling about, but that doesn't mean he likes having to be the bearer of any news, let alone the kind where he gives mildly hypocritical advice. ]

i know it hasn't even been a week but apparently people are already biting the dust again, so

hi, i'm nate, and enough people have asked me about this crap that i should probably have made this sooner. i've been to another world like this before, the whole "kidnapped population of different people, different places" thing, got the t-shirt, so i might be able to answer some questions people have

death probably isn't gonna stick here, but that doesn't mean you should be testing your luck since there's always some kind of price with these things.

seriously, don't be stupid.

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Think again if you think you're still going to the spring formal, young lady

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wtf
but i already have my dress

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Return it to the TJ Maxx from whence it inevitably came

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holy shit
that's the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me

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Yeah I feel pretty bad about it

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you can't take that back
i'm all scarred now and shit

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Could you ever forgive me or should I just pack up all my things into a bindle and go wandering into the unknowns in search of redemption

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wait
what the hell is a bindle?

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Like a handkerchief on a stick that hobos carry all their stuff in?