[text] @five [open]

[fogey]

[ well, there's no way to say it, except to say it, so: ]

One of us died today. Big guy, blond hair. I don't know his name. I found his body.

[ that's his schtick, isn't it? finding bodies. ]

What I do know is that he fell on some rocks near the beach. Looks like an accident, no foul play. The fall shouldn't have killed him.

[ could've, if the bastard really were that unlucky, but it's unlikely. besides: ]

But it did break his lantern. Seems like Winters was telling the truth about that after all. Before anyone asks:

1) No, I didn't see it happen.
2) Yes, I checked for a pulse.
3) No, I didn't do it.

[ juST COVERING HIS BASES THERE ]

One more thing. I had to step away to get my tablet. When I came back, both he and his lantern were gone. No one else was here, I'm positive. They just vanished into thin air.

[ ooc | so as of today, rosinante (callada) is dead :C feel free to threadjack in this post and use it for discussion or whatever! ]

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INFURIATING!!!

[evocation]

don't pull that fake politeness shit with me
you know exactly what you're doing

[sulfa]

[ He's not!! He really isn't, he just........doesn't........think.......it was THAT funny. ] I'm not, I just thought it was an okay joke, not a great one.

[evocation]

okay, give me a great joke

[evocation]

holy shit wade, that was the funniest thing i've ever read
dying horribly was worth it just for that

[sulfa]

[ After a VERY long span of silence, Wade finally begins to type. ]

Okay, I have one. Not sure how well it'll translate, though.

"When the Germans shoot, The British duck. When the British shoot, the Germans duck. When the Americans shoot, everybody ducks."

[evocation]

[Yeah, not quite translating.]

because everyone hates us and we pick fights every five seconds?

[sulfa]

[ well, it does sound like there have been a lot of wars since he died. but. ]

No we were pretty well liked during our time. They were glad to see us. It's more a statement on the accuracy with which some of our boys fired haha.

[evocation]

oh, got it
so how much does your accuracy suck?