Oh, good job. [ Right, that's a couple of questions answered! ] Like I said, I was just curious. [ ... Okay, that is a lie and he's bad at lying. She is free to point out that he's being a little too nonchalant about this. ]

Me? A gremlin? Naaah. Just a bystander hoping nothing burned down over there. [ It's a very sincere sentiment. See? Complete non-gremlin behavior, dear stranger! ]