This is the only pic I have of anyone from back home, but that's my brother! I miss him a whoooole bunch and I bet you miss your wife and kiddo too so I'm real sorry. :( But keeping them close in your memories is good!!
BUT RIGHT, THE PORTAL... I thiiiink it's an opening to, yeah, some sort of multiverse? Like, what else could it be, since we're all from all over the place. Here's the skinny on how it works:
I *DON'T* control the portal, but we're, like, in the process of trying to develop some tech that will give us more control over it? It's dangerous as all get-out, is the thing, since moving actual people/souls/whatever you want to call us around is... well, we haven't had good results in the past, let me put it that way.
But! The machine thingy I DO have is like, the prototype version of something that might let us control the portal completely, so these days I can use it to... sort of "aim" the portal at stuff? It's really hard to do!!! But that's how I'm able to get stuff for the stores every month, plus whatever you guys tell Rastus you want.
You know how he's always telling people, hey, can't get you that specific personal item from home!!! That's because, like, have you ever tried aiming a huge ass telescope at ONE very specific star in the sky without any sort of guiding stuff? Yeah, that's what this is like, except amped up to a billion because I'm not just aiming at a single star in the sky, it's a single box of Poptarts in a vast multiverse of infinite possibilities!!!!!!
I'm getting super good at it, though. 😎 /dusts off shoulders
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This is the only pic I have of anyone from back home, but that's my brother! I miss him a whoooole bunch and I bet you miss your wife and kiddo too so I'm real sorry. :( But keeping them close in your memories is good!!
BUT RIGHT, THE PORTAL... I thiiiink it's an opening to, yeah, some sort of multiverse? Like, what else could it be, since we're all from all over the place. Here's the skinny on how it works:
I *DON'T* control the portal, but we're, like, in the process of trying to develop some tech that will give us more control over it? It's dangerous as all get-out, is the thing, since moving actual people/souls/whatever you want to call us around is... well, we haven't had good results in the past, let me put it that way.
But! The machine thingy I DO have is like, the prototype version of something that might let us control the portal completely, so these days I can use it to... sort of "aim" the portal at stuff? It's really hard to do!!! But that's how I'm able to get stuff for the stores every month, plus whatever you guys tell Rastus you want.
You know how he's always telling people, hey, can't get you that specific personal item from home!!! That's because, like, have you ever tried aiming a huge ass telescope at ONE very specific star in the sky without any sort of guiding stuff? Yeah, that's what this is like, except amped up to a billion because I'm not just aiming at a single star in the sky, it's a single box of Poptarts in a vast multiverse of infinite possibilities!!!!!!
I'm getting super good at it, though. 😎 /dusts off shoulders