( no billy club, he's been Well Behaved. but the stick for sure. all he needs now is an old timey rocking chair so he can shout the youths off his porch. )

In my defense, I found the flowerpot after the mandrake. It still likes to sleep in dirt. I have no current plans for a picket fence, if only because nobody else would have a chance at yard of the week with that much homey charm to contend with.

( pretty far from his general style but he's living in a cabin, pretty hard to get industrial loft vibes from a cabin. )