[ wow. that's so insensitive to the very busy and necessary pigeons and seagulls! he's a birdist! ]

You could try summoning a pen. Although completely needed, I think there's a lesson to be taught in leaving them lying around for anyone to summon to a different realm.

[ that was said in complete seriousness, even though kol's not serious at all. his vote is still with the murderous rabbits. at least they're fun?? ]

I still think we should go for the murderous rabbits. I'd take one for the team and try to tame them.

[ next on beacon: kol mikaelson with his army of murderous rabbits, chasing everyone down and causing mayhem. ]