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[fogey]

[ well, there's no way to say it, except to say it, so: ]

One of us died today. Big guy, blond hair. I don't know his name. I found his body.

[ that's his schtick, isn't it? finding bodies. ]

What I do know is that he fell on some rocks near the beach. Looks like an accident, no foul play. The fall shouldn't have killed him.

[ could've, if the bastard really were that unlucky, but it's unlikely. besides: ]

But it did break his lantern. Seems like Winters was telling the truth about that after all. Before anyone asks:

1) No, I didn't see it happen.
2) Yes, I checked for a pulse.
3) No, I didn't do it.

[ juST COVERING HIS BASES THERE ]

One more thing. I had to step away to get my tablet. When I came back, both he and his lantern were gone. No one else was here, I'm positive. They just vanished into thin air.

[ ooc | so as of today, rosinante (callada) is dead :C feel free to threadjack in this post and use it for discussion or whatever! ]

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oh yeah she's defending the hozier in her basement

[voktys]

I left it an offering and it has yet to try and slaughter me as I rest. Displeased as I am with this place, I can't say it hasn't been more polite than some people I have encountered in my old world.

oh my god

[fogey]

You left it an offering?

[voktys]

And a note, hoping for good neighbourly relations. As it stands, it seems content be left to its own devices down in its... basement? Dungeons? Who knows? I am quite keen on keeping it this way.

[fogey]

Unbelievable.

[ FRIENDLY BASEMENT....MONSTER.....RELATIONS.... ]

Well, at least when it emerges to kill us all, we'll have some forewarning.

[voktys]

It may be less eager to murder the lot of us if we quit trying to break into its lair.

[fogey]

And leave it offerings, apparently. What's it got a taste for?

[voktys]

It's called a 'twinkie'.

[fogey]

Yep.

We're dead. Again.

[voktys]

Why? It is delicious.

Besides, there are no animals.

[fogey]

Just avoid the expired ones. You'll change your tune pretty quickly.

[ he ate an expired twinkie in the apocalypse once and it ruined his entire life, text it ]

[voktys]

I will keep your warnings in mind.