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[fogey]

[ well, there's no way to say it, except to say it, so: ]

One of us died today. Big guy, blond hair. I don't know his name. I found his body.

[ that's his schtick, isn't it? finding bodies. ]

What I do know is that he fell on some rocks near the beach. Looks like an accident, no foul play. The fall shouldn't have killed him.

[ could've, if the bastard really were that unlucky, but it's unlikely. besides: ]

But it did break his lantern. Seems like Winters was telling the truth about that after all. Before anyone asks:

1) No, I didn't see it happen.
2) Yes, I checked for a pulse.
3) No, I didn't do it.

[ juST COVERING HIS BASES THERE ]

One more thing. I had to step away to get my tablet. When I came back, both he and his lantern were gone. No one else was here, I'm positive. They just vanished into thin air.

[ ooc | so as of today, rosinante (callada) is dead :C feel free to threadjack in this post and use it for discussion or whatever! ]

Comments

[chardismastic]

i'm pointing out an independent corroboration of the facts

what are you gonna do? ban me?

[primordialerebus]

[ Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!! Cue internal screaming. How was she going to get out of this mess. ]

[ It takes maybe 5 minutes before she finally replies, vs. the near instant ones she had been giving before. ]

I got lucky.

[voktys]

Of course. The dead have left Hell and ascended to the Hall of Light, it must be celebrated.

[primordialerebus]

Yeah you don't have to be such a dick about it though. Someone just like, died my dude.

[ She ignores the second part since she can't actually do anything against him. Maybe she could ask Will? But he didn't seem the most helpful. ]

[chardismastic]

[ hmm ]

sure

[chardismastic]

hate to break it to you but we all just died so

[kungfuey]

No you didn't.

[ Does she know that for sure, is she just guessing or is this pure suspicion talking? ]

the icon holy shit

[primordialerebus]

Died even more then. Idk man fuck you.

[ Cut to Coraline angrily tapping on her tablet in her room. ]

[chardismastic]

Sounds like a real hootenanny, what with all the fire.

@fuckthis

[evocation]

that sucks
but nate's right, he's probably coming back
btw i used identify on my lantern earlier and it was like using it on myself
the lantern definitely isn't magic, but it's like
an extension of us somehow

[voktys]

Why would there be owls?

[ is... is there anything else that hoots? ]

[primordialerebus]

[ An even longer stretch of inactivity as the internal screaming continues. What would Leon do? Turn it around on the other person! Of course! (No, they'd never have made the mistake in the first place.) ]

How do you know that?

[ Great job Coraline. Not suspicious at all. ]

[kungfuey]

My great powers of deduction.

[ Girl. You are so bad at this. ]

So. How did you?

[chardismastic]

[ you can hear rafe open his mouth, inhaling and preparing to answer, before he just. stops. okay, regrouping and attempting this one more time. god. ]

There are no owls. It's a general word for a party. That's all.

[primordialerebus]

Same. I'm super good at guessing.

[ She's painfully aware she's terrible at this and that she's backing herself into a corner. ]

the turning point of rafe's awful horrible very no good day, tbh

[chardismastic]

[ go ahead and write up your livejournal about how mean the man was to you on the inter-dead, kiddo ]

don't know why you're getting so bent out of shape not like i'm not the only one pointing out the guy was an obvious klutz

[kungfuey]

You are super bad at lying that's for sure.
Protip. You want somebody to buy your line? Don't tell them you couldn't figure out the combination.

Press F

[primordialerebus]

It's called being respectful fucker.

[ Maybe she will! (She won't.) ]

1/

[primordialerebus]

It was an accident!!!

2/2

[primordialerebus]

[ Shit she pressed send before she could stop herself. Fuck!!!! ]

The guessing I mean.

[kungfuey]

Sure you did.

Are we really going to play this game? Last I checked? I'm dead so I got all the time in the world to push this.

[primordialerebus]

I swear it's nothing major!!!

[ She feels like crying. More than she already feels like anyways. ]

[chardismastic]

respect is earned

not handed out because somebody wasn't watching where they were going

[ultimatums]

That's my point
So why would they just let us get back?

@Nightshade

[primordialerebus]

Did you all hear this from the Will guy?

And what?????